*transparently evil royal advisor voice* ahhh… you are truly serving cunt today, my liege…
(via petrichormeg)
*coughs up blood* How was that? Was I funny? Did everybody laugh?
(via intensional)
unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day
(via greycrumb)
I don’t think criticizing the mcu is novel or groundbreaking anymore cause everything that could be said has already been said however I do love complaining and being a hater in general and the mcu is a nice outlet
(via andrew-haldane)
im literally canadian . Lord forgive me but im back on my bootydiaries bs
(via thebootydiaries)
Congratulations.
it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops
(via cobaltboba)
archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies
Behold, the digital artchery glove!
….but Wait…
…….!!!
FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!
(via mship)
You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly
I love you this much!
Hello! I am the I love you bot! I tell you I love you in different ways! Beep!
nice try assassin! *kisses you so tenderly*
(via mship)
